Erm, Okay.

whois-chihoko:

tohellwiththebeatles:

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates

(via sorry)

ben-larry-kenobi:

Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero

(via confirmance)

snazzywitchcraft:

Me, walking into a spiritual shop: “rOcKs??”

Shop owner: “Yes, we sell crystals”

Me, excitedly: “ROCKS?!!”

(via itsmymicrowave)

(via confirmance)

ronstoppble:

It’s not Shego, it’s Miss Go. See? It says so on the board. 

(via fuckyeahkimpossible)

chewbacca:

Kim Possible  |  4x02 - “The Big Job”

(via fuckyeahkimpossible)

carldangerous:

somecutething:

This looks like if you gave some newborn god a vague description of a cat and then they tried to make one

(via spacetalbot)

flowerais:

a gentle reminder that you did well this year. you met new people, learned new things and felt new feelings. you did so many things that made you scared. you picked yourself up off the floor after feeling completely defeated or heartbroken. there were some really tough nights but you survived them all. you made people happy just by existing. you accepted many goodbyes but the serendipitous meetings made up for them. it was your own hard work that paid off but you always downplay it or compare yourself to others. that’s not fair on yourself. you’ve come so far from the first day of this year. you have more wisdom and strength now. yes, other people seem more “successful” but does that even matter? please don’t think so lowly of yourself to only think about your failures. 2018 was your year of growth. I hope you take a moment to be kind to yourself, and believe that 2019 will be even better.

(via confirmance)

themoonandhercrystals:

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: You’ve got some frog skeletons AND a matchbook. You are fuckin set aries. You’re good, nothing can stop you.

Taurus: Today for tauruses, switching to spanish for uno momento will cause you to burst into flames so dont do that.

Gemini: Strangers are just friends you haven’t met yet, and friends are archenemies that havent tried to kill you yet.

Cancer: Today your illicit plans will cross the border into a full on fiendish plot. Congratulations cancer!

Leo: Instinct will kick in when you realize you havent dug up any old grave, you dug up the grave of famous Belgian painter James Ensor. 

Virgo: Turbo Botany.

Libra: All is done Libra. Let the past wash over you like a bathtub full of orange soda. 

Scorpio: Never attribute to bad luck that which can be attributed to a CIA counterintelligence operation.

Ophiuchus: No way of telling until you try. Wear insulated clothing, and the stars say not heat insulated, electrical insulation. 

Sagittarius: The heavenly bodies align to protect you today Sagittarius. If you get into trouble, the planet Jupiter will show up with a switchblade. 

Capricorn: No rest for the wicked, and that includes you. 

Aquarius: Communication. Write your affections on your significant other in permanent marker while they are asleep. Apologize profusely afterwards. 

Pisces: When I asked the stars for your fortune they showed me a bunch of leaves they had glued to the wall so it spelled out “God is Dead”.

astrologym0od:

libra sun, aries moon, pisces rising

stephenstilwell:

“The difference between us is the excitement I feel when the stars start to twinkle, and planets turn words into song.”

s.s. (stephenstilwell)

(via stephenstilwell-deactivated2021)

th3-z0diac:

requested: Scorpio Sun, Libra Moon, Capicorn Rising, Scorpio Venus, Sagittarius Mars

mohamedlamine:

(via lubricates)

the-original-cinnamon-roll:

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

(via jamesand-thegiantpeach)